I am a Very Important Person with concerns around privacy; do I really need to screen?

Yes, sweetness, you do. Fun fact: Providers who prioritize their safety are more likely to take your safety seriously as well. I am available for in-person meetings or video calls if you do not feel comfortable sharing your driver's license or work link.

What is the best way I can contact you? Carrier pigeon? Séance?

While I respect folky communication methods, texting is currently the fastest option. Email is second-best. Pigeons kept getting lost and the séance results were .... inconclusive.

What would we do when we're together?

My services are built around the GFE model, being fully present and comfortable with each other. No pretense. So our time together may involve a fun activity, visiting a new city, or seeking out the best tiramisu in the city. Our desires, our rules.

I love to curate an experience that both of us can mutually enjoy! I'd love to take you to some lesser-known spots around Pittsburgh. Or, if you dream of getting out of the city, I've never been horseback riding. Perhaps you and I should take lessons.

What if I'm married?

Babe, your life is your business. My business is your pleasure. That's all. (But your spouse is more than welcome to join! See my Services tab for couple rates.

Why don't you have any social media? How do I know you're real?

Great question! I wrote about this in an article for Ivy Societe. Hopefully that will help you better understand my choices around not having a social media presence. I do not yet have any reviews up on Preferred 411. There are message boards out there, though, I'm sure. Talk to one of them.

Why does the FAQ exist if everything it relatively straightforward?

Excellent question. This FAQ page exists to provide comfort and reassurance, and something pleasant to scroll past while deciding whether to click the "booking" button.

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