Common Questions
(And answers!)
Do I need an appointment or can I just show up dramatically?
Appointments are preferred, but dramatic entrances are always welcome. Capes optional. Fog machines discouraged.
Can I contact you by carrier pigeon? Séance?
While I respect traditional communication methods, email is currently the fastest option. Pigeons kept getting lost and the séance results were .... inconclusive
Why does the FAQ exist if everything it relatively straightforward
Excellent question. this FAQ page exists to provide comfort reassurance, and something pleasant to scroll past while deciding whether to click the "booking" button or not.
Where should we go?
I dunno somewhere fancy